The salesman went and brought a shoe and gave it to Joha’s wife who immediately said : “ No I don’t like this shoes I need one with high heels…”
Joha and hid wife started fitting over the heels issue and the salesman trying to cool them down said to Joha :” Why don’t you buy here a shoes with heels after all it is not you that is going to wear the shoe “
Joha : “ I said without heel ,,,without heel… It is not you that is going to be hit with it on the head every night”
“Joha And His Wife Dream”
Joha’s wife to her husband : I had a dream last night that you bought me a diamond necklace on my birthday... What do you think that dream means ?
Joha: Well.... You will know on your birthday !
And on her birthday, Joha’s wife so happy that her dream will come true fixed herself and prepared a candle dinner for Joha who came home bringing her a gift : “ A book to explain dreams...!
Joha watching a soccer Game
Once Joha’s wife was cheating on hi and had a man with her in the house when Joha returned home... they heard Joha opening the door, the man hid behind the television. Joha entered the living room as he wanted to watch a football game. He turned the TV on and started watching the game and asked Joha’s wife to prepare him the dinner ...
Joha’s wife wanted to drag Joha into the kitchen so her man hiding behind the TV can run away, so she calls Joha saying : Joha come quickly into the kitchen there is some strange things happening here....
Joha replied: You said strange things happening in the kitchen, you must come here in the living room and see yourself the strange things happening here ... the referee gave a player a red card so the player got out of the TV and left through ourhousedoor !
“Joha and his wife Bathroom
“Joha hid wife and the driver “
Joha’s wife to her husband Joha : You must change that lousy driver, he almost killed me three times last week with his bad driving...
Joha : Why don’t you give him one more chance...
Window”
Joha’s wife to her husband Joha : You need to fix that broken bathroom window so that the neighbors wouldn’t see me when I take a shower ....
Joha : Don’t worry the neighbors will fix themselves immediately when they see you taking your shower !...
“Joha's wife on the Balcony”
Abu Joha’s friend to Joha : Aren’t you ashamed of kissing your wife last night on the balcony in front of everybody ....
Joha : I swear this was not me , last night I was sitting in the coffee shop with all the guys ..if you don’t believe me you can ask everybody...